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Home Is Where Them F*ckers Aint Keychain
** Due to nationwide textile shortages, and pushed out restock dates, some items my be substituted with a different brand. Even though the brand may change, it will never be for a lesser quality product.
**If you'd like this design on a different type of shirt, send us a message and we can customize that for you :)**
Most orders will ship within 10-14 days. Orders that contain multiple items may take up to 14 business days to ship.